Schizophrenia

Yeah! Balik sekolah liao!
Damn boring staying at home!
Oops! Sorry, manyak kasar lah! Nanti pelajar ikut!

A gentle version:
Oh my God! I'm going back to school tomorrow!
It's such a wonderful feeling!

Cikgu's version:
Celaka betul, kena jumpa pelajar bodoh besok!
Bising, bodoh, cakap, tak henti henti, kepala bapa otak hang!

Today's version:
Mummy! I want to prolong my holiday!

Ms Choy's version:
Alright! Please behave yourselves, students!
Good girls ought to be in bed now...
(Sounds like ah ma)

Devil Choy's version:
Sleep sleep sleep! Sleep so much where got time go online?
Duwan to sleep tonight, I wan2 b a BAD GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!